Romantični kompjuter piše ljubavne stihove

David Ward, kompjuterski 'arheolog', pronašao je davno zametnuti program za automatsko sastavljanje stihova Baby koji je proizveden za jedno od najstarijih računala na svijetu, Mark One, kako izvještava Telegraph.'Ti si moja mala zaluđenost, moja pobjednička čežnja, moja odana žeđ. Moj žar bez daha nježno se prianja uz tvoju ljupkost', samo je jedna od nasumičnih kombinacija riječi zaljubljenog kompjutera, čije bi umijeće moglo postati nezaobilazno pomagalo parovima koji nisu sigurni što točno reći.

Autori ljubavnog programa tvrde da stroj proizvodi predivno besmislene stihove te ako se slučajno učini da negdje nešto ima veze, to je totalno slučajno. Bez obzira na znanstveni pravorijek, čini se da bi novootkrivena poezija čipova mogla postati nezaobilazno pomagalo za romantičare odrasle na izjavama Paris Hilton, Big Brother celebrityja i nogometnih zvijezda. Kako god bilo, ne sumnjamo da je program Baby savršeno sazrio da postane najprodavaniji autor godine u Hrvata.

Evo još nekoliko stihova u engleskom originalu koje taj stroj sastavlja brzinom munje, jednostavnim pritiskom na gumb:

You are my lovesick heart.
My erotic passion wants your avid adoration.
My adoration wistfully is wedded to your fervent passion.
You are my lovely enchantement.
My fondness affectionately pants for your curious adoration.

Još malo ljubavne poezije:

* DARLING JEWEL

YOU ARE MY LITTLE FONDNESS: MY WINNING DESIRE: MY FOND ARDOUR: MY DEVOTED THIRST. MY BREATHLESS FERVOUR TENDERLY CLINGS TO YOUR CHARM.

YOURS BURNINGLY

* MOPPET DUCK

YOU ARE MY LOVESICK HEART. MY EROTIC PASSION WANTS YOUR AVID ADORATION. MY ADORATION WISTFULLY IS WEDDED TO YOUR FERVENT PASSION. YOU ARE MY LOVELY ENCHANTMENT. MY FONDNESS AFFECTIONATELY PANTS FOR YOUR CURIOUS ADORATION.

YOURS BEAUTIFULLY

* DUCK HONEY

YOU ARE MY PRECIOUS ARDOUR. MY DESIRE ANXIOUSLY CHERISHES YOUR HUNGER. MY HUNGER CARES FOR YOUR RAPTURE. MY LOVELY FONDNESS CARES FOR YOUR TENDER PASSION. YOU ARE MY SWEET ENTHUSIASM.

YOURS SEDUCTIVELY

* HONEY JEWEL

YOU ARE MY DEVOTED DESIRE. MY DEVOTION YEARNS FOR YOUR LOVABLE FANCY. MY FANCY FONDLY LONGS FOR YOUR SYMPATHY. MY SWEET HUNGER PINES FOR YOUR SYMPATHY. MY CHARM HOPES FOR YOUR EROTIC FONDNESS.

YOURS DEVOTEDLY

* JEWEL DARLING

MY ARDOUR HUNGERS FOR YOUR LOVE. YOU ARE MY SYMPATHETIC AFFECTION: MY BEAUTIFUL ENTHUSIASM: MY BREATHLESS THIRST. MY ARDENT AMBITION WINNINGLY PINES FOR YOUR WISTFUL APPETITE.

YOURS COVETOUSLY

* JEWEL DEAR

YOU ARE MY BURNING EAGERNESS: MY LOVING FELLOW FEELING: MY DEVOTED DEVOTION. MY FELLOW FEELING LOVES YOUR RAPTURE. YOU ARE MY EROTIC FONDNESS.

YOURS AVIDLY

* DEAR DARLING

MY DEAR CHARM AVIDLY CHERISHES YOUR PASSIONATE APPETITE. MY ARDOUR BURNINGLY PINES FOR YOUR FOND APPETITE. MY DEVOTED FERVOUR TENDERLY WOOS YOUR CURIOUS WISH. MY DESIRE TENDERLY LUSTS FOR YOUR EAGER HUNGER. MY ADORABLE FERVOUR CURIOUSLY PANTS FOR YOUR TENDERNESS.

YOURS TENDERLY

Izvor: http://www.tportal.hr/

Originalni tekst: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4973466/Computer-love-poetry-examples.html

objavljeno: mart, 2009.